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In spite of some graphical improvements, the control system and central idea remain the same. The setting seems to be that period of time when the Roman Empire invaded the Christmas display of an undernourished shopping centre, and it’s up to you to fight off the endless hordes of bad guys. Of course, essentially you’re also a bad guy; but you’re one of those good bad guys, like Darth Vader or his Sith master, Michael Barrymore.


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The first level is littered with snowmen, and ordering your minions to attack results in them stealing the snowmen’s heads and wearing them as freakish snow helmets.


Unfortunately, even the cutest of minions can’t cover the fact that the game has more flaws than a carpet skyscraper. The levels are neatly constructed around your save points - I mean, portals - but figuring out what you’ve got to do is a process of trial and error. Mostly the latter. I spent ages stood in a seemingly-unescapable room Men's Nike Shox OZ D All Black Australia , my exit blocked by a small stream. It was only after about thirty minutes that I accidentally walked in the wrong direction and realized that, just this once, the player character wasn’t as hydrophobic as a cat made of granulated coffee.


My frustrations with the game didn’t end there. It’s so much of a console conversion that it might as well have come on a cartridge. I could just about put up with the irregular save points, and the lack of a quicksave system; but enemies re-spawning upon loading made me want to kick my PC across the room. The Al is also abysmal, with bad guys standing there while your scamps kick seven shades of shinola out of them, or becoming horrendously aggressive and beating your mites into minion jam.


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In fact, take away the contemporary graphics and the whole game feels like a product of about 15 years ago, when cute little bastards with funny voices (Lemmings, Worms) in genre-mashing settings could shift oversized boxes of games. It’s not a bad thing just a little quaint in these days of games being proper grown-up entertainment.

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